True MIL Confessions - Edition 10

1. An apology should be an apology, not an explanation of how everyone has wronged you.

2. You are the suckiest grandparents ever. Not much better at parents from what I can tell.

3. When we suggested that everyone donate to charities last year, that was a hint. Take it. Try to think of others, for a change.

4. Your daughter is not that great. Your son, however, is pretty damn special. Why can't you see that?

5. It is not a good idea to feed your guests meat that has been left out on the counter for over 24 hours. I just used being pregnant as an excuse.